A content agency for founders, investors, and brands who are bored with LinkedIn but love making money
Why Become a Jabroni
We hate the thread boys.
We hate the fake hustle porn.
We hate the AI-generated posts that sound like someone gave ChatGPT a concussion.
And so does everyone else.
What works?
→ Content that’s funny, self-aware, and brutally real
→ Stuff that makes you part of the in-group. The people who get it
→ Shit people send to friends and say, “This. Finally someone said it.”
That’s what we make.
❌ this doesn't work
✅ what works
Work with Jack
What We Actually Do
We help:
Founders sound knowledgeable and relatable.
VCs get remembered for more than their headshots
Sales guys finally post something that doesn't make them hate themselves
Brands feel human again (or at least meme-fluent)
We write:
High-authority shitposts
Meme campaigns
Fundraising announcements that don't sound like everyone else's
Thought leadership with a sense of humor (yes, it's possible)
Who It’s For
People who know virality is one of the most effective pushes in marketing
People who want to throw their phone in a lake and move to Montana
People who know how the game works — and want to win it without sounding like a try-hard
If you’re in tech, have a sense of humor, and want to stand out, you’ll like working with us.
Pricing
$5,000 / month
Includes:
3 custom posts/week (12/month)
Strategy call (1/week) + brand voice calibration
Unlimited edits
One-on-one attention
Build Your Authority With Humor
Some of Our Favorite Posts
Some of Our Favorite Client Posts
